The 7 People You Really Need To Survive In Nigeria (No 4 Is So True) ~ ICOQUET

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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

The 7 People You Really Need To Survive In Nigeria (No 4 Is So True)



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I was watching Channels Television when one Professor (Cant remember his name)  at a convocation ceremony told students that you are already at disadavantage with the world being a Nigerian but what choice do you have?
In that path, Icoquet.com highlights 7 People You Need Like Crazy To Survive In Nigeria:

1- Bouncer
Bouncer
If you are the type that frequent night clubs (not Quilox, where you get the money?) to have fun on a Friday night, then better form friends with benefits with those bouncer lads, so that they can allow you to enter the club at will and protect you when whala starts inside the club.
2- Mechanic
Meccc
So that when our bad roads in Nigeria spoil that car that you are managing, you can rely on your friendly mechanic to charge you less.
3- Policeman

Plic
In case you enter trouble or Baba Tabisi doesn’t want to give you the money he owes you, just a phone call and all your predicaments will be solved.
4- Aboki (Mallam)

Abokii
Hmmm so you are always downgrading these Mallams in your area but when you need to change money asap you run to them. God is watching you in 3D.
5-  Barber

Barbbb
You need to rush to that party but  your hair is all bushy and unkempt. Your barber friend will help you.

6- Tailor

Tailll
This is especially for Yoruba people. You need a reliable tailor that will help you sew a lowkey aso ebi for Mama Lara’s daughter’s friend’s niece’s aunty’s wedding.

7- Street Charging Guys
Cha
PHCN are just not reliable. These guys will help you charge your phone and even monitor it so the real owners of your phone dont take their property.
Which other people do you need to survive in Nigeria?

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